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IMMA HORRIBLE PERSON AND I AM AN EIGHT YEAR OLD 8D

Sun May 31, 2009, 12:09 AM
Taken from the other me! Well, older me! :heart: [AKA :iconwarden-warden:

[ ] smoked.
[x] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. [Mommies count? D: ]
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. [Daddy, too bad he died. DX ]
[x] kissed someone of the same sex. [Mommy! :heart:]
[ ] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn.
[ ] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 4


[x] taken painkillers. [Long story short: Daddy gave it to me when I hurt my leg.]
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine. [Heh! It was Methadone. D: ]
[x] lied to your parents. [Daddy. >>; ]
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal. [Um...lighting your house on fire is illegal, right? D: ]
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die.
[x] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 14

[x] missed curfew. [D:< Daddy sucked!]
[x] stayed out all night. [Once. :3 ]
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. [When I found out mommy died. ;m; ]
[ ] been to a therapist.
[ ] received a ticket
[x] been to rehab. [I wanted more painkillers, daddy disapproved. DX ]
[ ] dyed your hair.
[x] been in an accident.
[x] been to a club.
[x] been to a bar.

TOTAL: 21


[ ] been to a wild party.
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] had a spring break in Florida.
[x] sniffed anything [MARKERS!! :D]
[ ] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands.
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap.
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 23


[ ] dressed gothic.
[ ] dressed girly.
[ ] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something.
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[x] blacked out.
[x] fainted.
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 26

[ ] had a crush on a friend.
[ ] been to a concert.
[x] dry-humped someone. [Daddy gave me a drink and I didn't like it. DX I blacked out soon after.]
[ ] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut. [LOL 8D]
[ ] installed speakers in your car.
[x] broken a mirror.
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 31

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater. [ :3 ]
[x] cruised the mall.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[x] gone to court. [Daddy's fault. DX He brought me with him.]
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. [Daddy told me to run. D: ]
[x] caught something on fire.
[ ] lied about your age.

TOTAL: 38

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence.
[ ] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[x] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[x] hugged a stranger.
[x] kissed a stranger.
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger.
[x] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.


TOTAL: 44

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight.)
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair.
[ ] been called a bad influence.
[ ] drank and drove.
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[ ] cheated on a test. [What's a test? D: ]

TOTAL: 51



If You Have Less Than 10... write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10... write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20... write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30... write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50... write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60... write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70... Write [I should be dead]

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Again stolen from my other self! 8D

How old do I act?

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 1


[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 2


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[ ] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5


[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the UK 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 8

  • Mood: Tender
  • Watching: Angels and Demons Decoded
  • Eating: Graham crackers

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  • Interests: Making my own jail with my little flying man!
  • Favourite movie: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
  • Favourite game: Hide And Seek
  • Favourite cartoon character: It's me and daddy. I don't know where mommy is. :(
  • Personal Quote: "Look! I made a little flying man! Zzzwing!"

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:iconpshyo:
*smiles* Well, hows the young professional doing?!

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this is the WORST mime impretion ever, look, i\'m all over the rode.-dane cook
\"will you come with me to the concert show tonight?\"
\"are asking me out on a date?\"
\"maybe\"
\"ha ha ha ha.\"-superjail! twins.
:iconfiery-criminal-45:
...*small smile* Hey, kid.

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The name is James Micheal Kelly; remember it, you'll be screaming it later.
"I'm one impressive motherfucker
Now, wouldn't you say..."
"I’m the baddest of the bad, I’m the best that you’ve ever had."
:iconhinatamccoy:
OMGOMGOMG Toddler Warden is soooooo adorible >w< *hugs*

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I'm fanboy's #1 (and probably only) fangirl ;)
:icontoddlerwardenplz:
-hugs back- YAY!!

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I still love you.
:icontoddlerwardenplz:
Hellloooooooo~?

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I still love you.
:icondengakupenguin:
*Hugs* Hey there little guy! ^^

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HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI!!! -jumps up and down from excitement-

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